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Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Not credible
Bill Clinton and Gina Gershon?!? Not believable, not even before her lawyers' threat-letter to Vanity Fair with its denials that they were ever even alone together.
There's frankly no telling which Hollywood types might be willing to do a Monica-reprise even today. But Bubba would never, ever pick someone who could, on a whim (or if offended), kick his butt between his ears and beyond. I have no doubt that Gina Gershon could do that, and Bubba would know that too. She's just not remotely his type.
Posted by Beldar at 10:12 PM in Current Affairs, Humor, Politics (2008) | Permalink
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(1) Gregory Koster made the following comment | Jun 4, 2008 11:22:29 PM | Permalink
Dear Mr. Dyer: I dunno. A Hollywood starlet would be like a light socket that he could stick his, um, finger in, to Billyboy. Similarly, judgement in personal conduct is not a defining characteristic of Hollywood in general. You are right that rational thought would prevent this from happening, but that's also the most damning argument against your notion. Rational thought in a quickie? From Billyboy? Or from an actress whose Internet Movie Database trivia file has this tidbit:
"Recently said that she would love to run Playboy Magazine. She had offered to do a pictoral for them, but was disappointed with how Playboy wanted her to pose and withdrew her offer."
Hahahahahahahaha.
What a show! What a spectacle!
Sincerely yours,
Gregory Koster
(2) Boyd made the following comment | Jun 5, 2008 8:24:24 AM | Permalink
She's just not remotely his type.
Yeah, but she's hawt! I think that qualifies as Bill's "type."
(3) Beldar made the following comment | Jun 5, 2008 8:47:35 AM | Permalink
She's hot. But he's not, historically, noted for picking hot women.
(4) LazyMF made the following comment | Jun 5, 2008 3:35:58 PM | Permalink
Bill Clinton may not be noted for picking up hot women, but Gina Gershon is known for hot woman-on-woman action. I refer your lascivious readers to "Bound."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115736/
(5) Beldar made the following comment | Jun 5, 2008 4:19:04 PM | Permalink
Indeed! As late-night cable/satellite R-rated movie finds go, most guys would agree that "Bound" is a very good one. And her character in that movie would have barbecued Bill Clinton's testicles for sport. I don't think the actress is quite that intimidating in real life, but she's still too much for Slick Willie to undertake voluntarily, though, even if she'd been willing (which her lawyers insist she wasn't).
Has no one noticed, by the way, that in the picture of her that I've posted on the right, Gershon's snarl exactly mirrors the one of John McCain I've got in my sidebar advertisement?
(6) Donna B. made the following comment | Jun 5, 2008 8:42:52 PM | Permalink
Based solely on those two photographs, I could get behind a McCain-Gershon ticket.
(7) Scott Jacobs made the following comment | Jun 6, 2008 8:24:06 AM | Permalink
As could I, Donna...
Especially if it was without McCain... :)
(8) Rorschach made the following comment | Jun 9, 2008 2:01:28 PM | Permalink
It would appear that Vanity Fair has capitulated and removed all references to Ms. Gershon from the article, at least online.
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