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Saturday, October 02, 2004
Screaming for a snarky caption
Kerry: "Blue! 101! Blue! 101! Hut-hut-hut!"
Aide with hand cupped to ear: "Did I just hear someone predicting our electoral vote count?"
I'm sure you can do better than my feeble captioning effort, with a picture like this to work from. (Just keep it reasonably non-profane, please.)
Posted by Beldar at 07:09 AM in Humor, Politics (2006 & earlier), Sports | Permalink
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(2) paul made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 7:41:53 AM | Permalink
my head, my head....
I'm sure it's around HERE somewhere,
gee...it must be stuck
(3) Pilgrim made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 8:47:09 AM | Permalink
Hello, I'm John Kerry, pleased to meet you.
(4) KipEsquire made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 8:57:57 AM | Permalink
I actually voted for right-side-up, before I voted for upside-down!
(5) MOik made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 9:22:24 AM | Permalink
"Bend over, Check!"
"Put head between legs, OK"
"Throw ball one-handed while counting to five. Yup"
"Hey Chirac, this Global Test of yours sure is fun"
"Can we play summits next?"
(6) MD made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 9:27:46 AM | Permalink
"I was a long snapper for the Elis before I got my finger stuck up my a**"
(7) GT made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 9:48:39 AM | Permalink
Kerry staffers listen to focus group comments concerning the Seantor's latest new position....
(8) Fatwa Arbuckle made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 9:51:06 AM | Permalink
"Would someone please help me reinsert my cranium into my transverse colon? Terry? Joe? A little help here..."
(9) Pigilito made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 10:05:03 AM | Permalink
Hey, proctologist! Get back here and help me clean my head off; getting it unstuck is only half the work.
(10) Patrick R. Sullivan made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 10:17:04 AM | Permalink
What the Final Stage of Brain Death Looks Like
(11) CERDIP made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 10:43:21 AM | Permalink
"My a**, my a**! I know it's here somewhere! Maybe if I use both hands..."
(12) Billski made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 10:51:43 AM | Permalink
(In my best Bullwinkle voice)
Hey, Rocky... watch me pull my head outta my a**. Nothin' up my sleeve... presto!
(13) Al made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 11:36:01 AM | Permalink
If you desire to resume bilateral talks with our esteemed leader Kim Jung Il, you must send two supertankers full of oil, 10,000 tons of wheat, and assume the pictured position daily in front of the press. Then we'll think about it.
Please remember, agreeing to participate in the talks obligates you to the weekly shipment schedule, and absolves us of any liability for your ships, personnel, or any of our stray missiles.
Foreign Minister of the Great Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Kim Yong-nam.
P.S. Orange is optional.
(14) pajama_jihad made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 11:45:34 AM | Permalink
Listen up; this is how I “earned” my third Purple Heart. From this position, I threw a grenade into a rice bin, peppering my ass with rice. Then I wrote up a phony after-action report indicating I was wounded by a mine. With a third Purple Heart I got a ticket home 8 months early and I left the fighting to lesser mortals not anointed to be President.
(15) Pete made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 12:08:14 PM | Permalink
Now that I have the ball outa the way, my head will fit nicely.
(16) Porcell made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 12:56:50 PM | Permalink
Kerry's anal high-five, symbolizing his election chance.
(17) PC made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 1:02:03 PM | Permalink
I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for doodie.
(19) Steve L. made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 1:19:25 PM | Permalink
"OK, terrorists, I am ready for you if I am elected."
(20) Boyd Klingler made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 1:23:23 PM | Permalink
Hey, doesn't this team have a quarterback?!
(21) Dan S made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 1:27:27 PM | Permalink
Dropped the ball? He's never even gotten a hand onto the ball!
(22) skokorat made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 1:40:24 PM | Permalink
In addition to his head, Senator Kerry was able to dislodge a football recently implanted by a Michigan Wolverines fan.
(23) Al made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 1:55:44 PM | Permalink
"So, is _this_ Lambeau Field?"
(24) Barry made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 2:10:20 PM | Permalink
Candidate for the office of President of the United States displaying how he would "reach out to the world community for global unity in a good faith effort, instead of extending an olive branch, he uses a marvel of modern technology a football". All the while looking "presidential", but wait.... an as an added bonus, when he speaks, you wont know which orifice the's talking out of.
(25) Mr. K made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 3:14:24 PM | Permalink
Kerry wants to take a poll.
(26) Birkel made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 3:31:52 PM | Permalink
While one aid is informed of Senator John Kerry's Muslim heritage--
Kerry throws away pigskin after realizing it will offend his new found heritage.
(Seriously, this was in the news. He's got Jewish, Christian and Muslim heritage.)
(27) Glen made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 3:44:18 PM | Permalink
"Pretend you don't notice him ... maybe he'll stop."
(28) PC made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 3:49:37 PM | Permalink
Dr Walsh, what are you doing here?
I hate the sound of latex in the morning.
(29) DTP made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 4:01:16 PM | Permalink
This should be posted on Football Fans for Truth! Great Picture
(30) Where's The Beef? made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 4:44:22 PM | Permalink
Fumble!
While demonstrating 20-20 hindsight, presidential candidate John F. Kerry fumbles the pigskin in a friendly game of self-touch football. A Kerry spokesperson explained that aides do not actually participate but stand on the sidelines out of harm's way. "Mr. Kerry plays all positions, all sides, and enjoys the dexterity of a man half his age," he said. "He's a good sport and refs the games too."
(31) Dimsdale made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 6:10:08 PM | Permalink
I was going to make a comment, but I couldn't decide if he was reinserting his head back up his hindquarters, or pulling it out for a photo op.
(32) Wind Walker made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 8:06:55 PM | Permalink
InComing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(33) openfish24 made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 10:02:03 PM | Permalink
Theresa!!!!!!
where are my balls??????????????
(34) openfish24 made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 10:03:53 PM | Permalink
I know my cajones are here somewhere
(35) libs4lunch made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 11:01:17 PM | Permalink
HELP! HELP!!
My head fell down out of my ass and I cant get it back in!
(36) tony made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 11:40:19 PM | Permalink
Must be another one of those www.doodie.com cartoons.
(37) David Blue made the following comment | Oct 2, 2004 11:58:15 PM | Permalink
Senator John F. Kerry, having denied that the U.S. military needs "bunker buster" nuclear weapons, demonstrates his alternative national defence posture based on the pre-emptive deployment of the football.
(38) bury_kerry made the following comment | Oct 3, 2004 12:49:23 AM | Permalink
for more Kerry football hijinx:
http://www.footballfansfortruth.us
(39) M. Simon made the following comment | Oct 3, 2004 1:39:18 AM | Permalink
Wonkette is going to need a very sturdy strap on for this one.
BTW Wonkette if you are reading this: I still haven't found the pictures.
(40) BarCodeKing made the following comment | Oct 3, 2004 2:55:32 AM | Permalink
Senator Kerry discovers yet another new position on Iraq.
(41) perfectsense made the following comment | Oct 3, 2004 3:35:06 AM | Permalink
Kerry is trying to pass the French "Global Test" requirment.
(42) ed made the following comment | Oct 3, 2004 3:35:41 AM | Permalink
Hmmm.
Words just do not suffice.
(43) TomP made the following comment | Oct 3, 2004 4:15:48 AM | Permalink
And I believe that a fresh start, new credibility, a president who can understand what we have to do to reach out to the Muslim world...( credit: Asylum Aleikum #49 comments - LGF)
(44) Remy Logan made the following comment | Oct 3, 2004 9:08:05 PM | Permalink
Kerry thought bubble:
I love it when they let me play center, if I do it just right, I get to cop a feel of the quarterback's package.
One second later:
Hey! Where's the quarterback? Come on guys, you know the rules.
(45) RG made the following comment | Oct 3, 2004 9:40:42 PM | Permalink
Kerry bending over for both the Gay Vote and the Joch Vote.
Republican Response: Kerry just trying to be on all sides of the vote again.
(46) Tongue Boy made the following comment | Oct 4, 2004 9:12:15 AM | Permalink
I cannot keep it reasonably non-profane. :)
(47) Doug made the following comment | Oct 4, 2004 8:09:46 PM | Permalink
Aide:
Not again! It sounds like he's mumbling:
"I will not Wilt, I've never Wilted"
(48) A_Ziggen made the following comment | Oct 4, 2004 9:27:11 PM | Permalink
Combining elements of tribal dance and German uber-porn…Senator Kerry demonstrates how a nuanced and complex metro sexual catches a football without messing his manicure.
(49) Jeff Blogworthy made the following comment | Oct 4, 2004 11:26:24 PM | Permalink
Where's the nuclear football?!! Where's the nuclear football?!! Oh my god! I can't find the nuclear football!
(50) Russell made the following comment | Oct 5, 2004 8:24:34 AM | Permalink
Hurry up give me back the stick before they see that I really am spineless.
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