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Friday, October 08, 2004
Needs a snarky caption
Posted by Beldar at 07:30 PM in Humor, Politics (2006 & earlier) | Permalink
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(1) Dimsdale made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 7:45:46 PM | Permalink
Pick two fingers!!! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!!
(2) antimedia made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 7:47:42 PM | Permalink
I served two tours on Swift boats - two. Got it?
(4) JuanB made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 7:57:21 PM | Permalink
There I was, standing in front of the mound, and I held the ball just like this. I just lobbed it to the catcher because I didn't want to hurt him, and that's why it fell short. I'm a more sensitive kind of pitcher.
(5) vnjagvet made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 8:01:18 PM | Permalink
Cub's honor I will never fail the global test.
(6) Whigfarmer made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 8:14:18 PM | Permalink
"I betrayed my country as a young man and I will betray it again as President."
(7) Whigfarmer made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 8:16:43 PM | Permalink
"I only slept with Madam Binh twice."
(8) Whigfarmer made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 8:43:41 PM | Permalink
"(sniff)There were supposed to be two scoops of rasins in my rasin bran."
(9) Whigfarmer made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 8:49:44 PM | Permalink
"Dude I cant find my doobie."
(10) Michael Adams made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 8:53:10 PM | Permalink
WASP man speak with forked tongue.
(11) George made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 8:53:12 PM | Permalink
"Where will you finish this November Senator"
(12) Whigfarmer made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 8:57:01 PM | Permalink
"Go to my web site and see my four point plan for screwing up the war in Iraq."
(13) Whigfarmer made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 9:00:34 PM | Permalink
"Ewww is that a booger?"
(14) Aubrey made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 9:21:40 PM | Permalink
"And the horse you rode in on..."
(15) Roundguy made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 9:23:07 PM | Permalink
This is my IQ. I knew that before I decided it wasn't.
(16) Insult Comic made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 9:28:37 PM | Permalink
I'm not W, I'm a V. . .and remember, V stands for vermin!
(17) BG made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 9:29:46 PM | Permalink
He's got HUGE, SHARP, KNASHING teeth... RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!
(18) capitano made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 9:34:17 PM | Permalink
"...and so Jimmy Carter was telling me about his adventures on the rivers in Georgia (which reminded me of my own combat bravery on the Mekong, about which I'll have more to say later).
and so as I was saying, Carter is very animated telling this story:
"This fierce bunny rabbit was swimming toward me and had sharp pointy teeth, [makes two fingers motion] just like in that Monty Hall movie about the Holy Grail."
(19) Laurence made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 9:57:18 PM | Permalink
I have a plan, the Moe plan! Two fingers to Curly's eyes always worked for Moe; they will work for me!
(20) tbrosz made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 10:11:12 PM | Permalink
If anyone can find a picture of Bush with his hand held vertically between his eyes, then you'd have something.
(21) Ignore the Man Behind the Curtain made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 10:24:15 PM | Permalink
"Hey, Jane, baby....Peace, man, we really stuck it to the man, man, without having to asassinate any of the pigs...did we not?
and Jesse, my maann, I've got your back, bro"....( he ACTUALLY said the last one--you could see the effort he expended in not adding the "bro" though)
(22) antimedia made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 10:50:31 PM | Permalink
Two, two, two opinions in one. (Apologies to Wrigley.)
(23) sam made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 11:04:23 PM | Permalink
Little bunny foo foo
hopping through the forest.......
(24) Larry made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 11:31:13 PM | Permalink
"...I said two botox injections, not one, you dumb ass!"
(26) Lysander made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 11:35:29 PM | Permalink
Sam -
I am glad (and grateful!) that I am not the only one who had "Little Bunny Foo Foo" hopping through my mind.
Lysander
(27) Jim Hines made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 11:44:42 PM | Permalink
Two, Nader...Two parties only.
(28) webrider44 made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 11:45:39 PM | Permalink
How could it be anything but "nanu nanu"?
(29) roberto made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 11:49:20 PM | Permalink
"I took TWO Viagras and the blood has drained from my brain!"
(30) Jim Hines made the following comment | Oct 8, 2004 11:59:13 PM | Permalink
Here I am checking the political winds for both positions.
(31) Cori Cords made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 12:00:50 AM | Permalink
"I only have ONE position on the war in Iraq!"
(32) McTrip made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 12:36:47 AM | Permalink
Yup, that's right, Teresa took me on because she prefers a Democrat - a guy who comes second.
(33) Jim Hines made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 12:45:04 AM | Permalink
The Ho Chi Mihn death stare.
(34) Porcell made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 6:41:46 AM | Permalink
I've taken my prune juice and will win, sort of.
(35) Terry Ott made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 6:56:43 AM | Permalink
I DID choose scissors BEFORE I chose both rock and paper.
(36) J_Crater made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 8:56:12 AM | Permalink
Peace Brother, or I'll kill you.
(37) Monty Manley made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 8:56:49 AM | Permalink
I find your lack of faith...disturbing.
(38) Neo made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 8:58:38 AM | Permalink
John Kerry "reports for duty" as a replacement for Moe Howard.
(39) Russell made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 8:59:49 AM | Permalink
Kerry said that if he had to pick a Supreme Court justice, "I want to make sure we have judges who interpret the Constitution of the United States according to the law."
Now, that's two ways to interpret laws: The old way--according to the constitution; and the new way--according to the law itself.
(41) bc made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 9:17:28 AM | Permalink
"Two--read my lips--TWO sawmills."
(42) Sean made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 10:46:30 AM | Permalink
Crocodile Dundee:
I will mesmerize the audience and put them under my powers... zzzzzzz... see, it worked, they are sleeping.
(43) Snake Eyes Jon Slim made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 2:51:40 PM | Permalink
Just look at this mess! Another broken nail, and after I just spent all my hard-earned money on that manicure!
(44) Whigfarmer made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 4:15:56 PM | Permalink
"Take me to your leader"
(45) Whigfarmer made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 4:20:58 PM | Permalink
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Democratic Republic of Vietnam..."
(46) Whigfarmer made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 4:37:08 PM | Permalink
"Hey Mikey, I want some underwear too,Im a slacker that's never voted. And how bout some Raman for Theresa."
(47) VoteEarlyVoteOften made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 5:28:58 PM | Permalink
(holding up fingers as if making a quote)
"I will not raise taxes on those making less than $200,000 a year."
(48) David made the following comment | Oct 9, 2004 10:41:49 PM | Permalink
"Give peace a chance..." (If you look carefully, you can see the Al Jazeerah hand up the sKerry sock-puppet's back)
(49) Ken made the following comment | Oct 10, 2004 2:01:39 AM | Permalink
(Dr Evil voice) "I voted for the "LASER" before I voted against it..."
(50) Jim Hines made the following comment | Oct 10, 2004 8:27:09 AM | Permalink
How many times does a democrat get to vote?
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