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Sunday, October 31, 2004

Begging for a snarky caption

Reuters' caption: 'U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry reacts to the crowd at a rally in Des Moines, Iowa, October 30, 2004.'

You are getting sleepy.  You are getting very, very sleepy.

But you can probably still come up with a better caption than either Reuters or I have, cantcha?

Posted by Beldar at 11:45 AM in Humor, Politics (2006 & earlier) | Permalink

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(1) Ken made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 11:59:01 AM | Permalink

Poof!! You're a nuisance!!

(2) Ariana made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 12:02:39 PM | Permalink

Caption:

WAIT! WAIT! We don't want to start rioting until after the election

(3) OhMike made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 12:10:57 PM | Permalink

Put down your pitchforks and get back to your homes. Now, where's my bride.

(4) EddieP made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 12:22:01 PM | Permalink

OK, OK, who's got my goose?

(5) boknows made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 12:28:19 PM | Permalink

Okay, Okay, maybe you DO make more than $200,000

(6) loki made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 12:33:58 PM | Permalink

Shhhh. Don't worry. Of course I'll raise taxes on everyone and get us out of Iraq. You just can't tell anybody yet.

(7) gary made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 12:34:38 PM | Permalink

Hey, hey, hey! Don't shake your fists at ME! It was your damned primary that got me the nomination!

(8) gp made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 12:40:17 PM | Permalink

Brother John gives his Laying on of Hands...

After his laying on the bullsh#t

(9) Lee Shore made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 12:45:14 PM | Permalink

Okay people, the chorus. All together now:

"So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the human race.
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the human race"

http://www.anu.edu.au/polsci/marx/int/internationale.rm

~LS

(10) Wes made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 12:45:56 PM | Permalink

PRAISE JAAAYSUS...YOU CAN SEEEEEE

(11) KipEsquire made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 12:46:32 PM | Permalink

"Nope...no more Botox for me today. Thanks anyway..."

(12) JOS made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 12:55:37 PM | Permalink

I'm open! Throw me the ball!

(13) DRJ made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 1:22:10 PM | Permalink

Sit down. Please sit down. When I say we're in this together, I don't mean I actually want us to BE together.

(14) JAT made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 1:52:36 PM | Permalink

"NO, N0, I'm not the Frankenstein Monster!”

(15) Bill M made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 2:10:38 PM | Permalink

Jeez, I didn't really shoot the goose before I pretended to have shot the goose. Don't get your down in a bind there.

(16) Rob crocker made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 2:43:29 PM | Permalink

John Kerry practicing his "Arise and walk!!" routine to prove that Edwards wasn't lying about the stem cell stuff.

(17) Sharpshooter made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 2:48:00 PM | Permalink

No, Really!!! I DO have a a Hollyweird script...I mean A PLAN...

(18) Whigfarmer made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 3:05:49 PM | Permalink

"This is my seven point plan for getting us out of Iraq"

(19) Whigfarmer made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 3:08:47 PM | Permalink

"Give me that AK-47! Theres a Republican in the audience!"

(20) Tom McC. made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 3:10:35 PM | Permalink

Rise, Christopher Reeve, and walk!

(21) Tom McC. made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 3:10:59 PM | Permalink

Rise, Christopher Reeve, and walk!

(22) Whigfarmer made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 3:12:49 PM | Permalink

"Give me back my lucky CIA hat!"

(23) adamthemadman made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 4:00:10 PM | Permalink

"Put 'cha hands in the air, an' swing 'em like ya just don't care."

(24) SemiPundit made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 10:21:47 PM | Permalink

"Please, folks, for God's sake, stay calm! Just hold on until after Tuesday and we can hose out the White House and get things back on track."

(25) Beshado'd made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 11:45:02 PM | Permalink

"I'm on your side, whichever side you're on!"

Alternately:

"It's just a jump, to the left!"

(26) Ron made the following comment | Oct 31, 2004 11:50:15 PM | Permalink

AH- AH- AH- AH- AH- AH- AH-. Now you in the back row......(musicians will get it;-))

(27) Jinn made the following comment | Nov 1, 2004 12:05:02 AM | Permalink

"Toss me that crow and I'll catch it in my mouth!"

(28) barry made the following comment | Nov 1, 2004 1:23:46 AM | Permalink

"calm down, I said I had the better flan, not a better plan!"

(29) UnfetteredOne made the following comment | Nov 1, 2004 9:33:14 AM | Permalink

This is the way I scared off VC when I was a young man and this is how I will scare off terrorists if I am elected president. Raaaaarrrrrrrrr!!

(30) Thom made the following comment | Nov 1, 2004 9:46:25 AM | Permalink

"A little bit softer now"
"shout"
"A little bit softer now"
"shout"

(31) SemiPundit made the following comment | Nov 1, 2004 11:44:01 AM | Permalink

"Please, folks, a little order here! Mr. Rove is still holed up in his office and refuses to clean out his desk and leave. We at least owe a little compassion for a guy as traumatized as he is right now."

(32) Chrees made the following comment | Nov 1, 2004 12:39:38 PM | Permalink

"We can vote if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't vote
And if they don't vote
Well they're no friends of mine."

(33) Jim N made the following comment | Nov 1, 2004 2:41:32 PM | Permalink

Hey man, back off, this is Teddy's boy toy!

(34) capitano made the following comment | Nov 1, 2004 4:07:23 PM | Permalink

The guy with the crack cocaine will be here in twenty minutes.

(35) SteveoBrien made the following comment | Nov 2, 2004 9:54:14 PM | Permalink

No ! No ! I swear, the Beatles have checked out!

:)

(36) Diogenes made the following comment | Nov 3, 2004 10:43:52 AM | Permalink

[Deleted for tastelessness, perhaps unintended — Beldar.]

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