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Sunday, January 11, 2004

What's in Flat Howard's pocket?

I have to admit that I'm intrigued by an aspect of Flat Howard that the mainstream press seems to have missed.  What I really want to know is —

Flat Howard's left coat pocket

  • Is that a banana in his left coat pocket, or is "Flat Howard" just really glad to see us? 

  • Or is he emulating Al Gore and just confused about which pocket is which?

  • Or is he just getting his fashion tips from Dennis Kucinich now?

Actually, I really don't want to know.

Posted by Beldar at 03:05 PM in Humor, Politics (2006 & earlier) | Permalink

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